Done.  %.0f at %.2f%%.

%.0f is alot of money.  Make sure you don't spend it all in one place.  And make sure you make your %.2f%% interest payments.

We were about to turn you down, but then you might come back in here, and we couldn't bear that thought.  We will give you a loan for %.0f at %.2f%%.

Well I wish I could have turned you down.  I always feel better when I can ruin someone's life.  But the boss says you get %.0f at %.2f%%.

I am most appreciative of the opportunity to serve you.  (retch, puke)  You are granted %.0f at %.2f%%.

How could we say no to breath like yours.  Here is %.0f at %.2f%%.

We like your face.  (gasp, barf.)  We will give you %.0f at %.2f%% if you will just take your money and get out of here.

How does %.0f sound?  Good?  I'm glad you approve.  Oh yes.  The bad news is that you have to pay %.2f%% interest.

As much as we would have liked to turn you down, we couldn't find any good reason.  Your loan is %.0f at %.2f%%.

After much thought and deliberation, we could not find any good reason not to give you %.0f at %.2f%%.

We'll get you next time deadbeat.  This time you get %.0f at %.2f%%..

Lucky break for you!  %.0f at %.2f%% is not a bad deal, considering.

Big deal, so you've got the credit for %.0f.  But can you afford %.2f%% interest.  Ha ha ha ha ha.

It would appear that you have sufficient collateral for a loan of %.0f at %.2f%%.

OK, you get the loan.  %.0f at %.2f%%.